This is annoying. As one of Santa’s helpers I am tasked with doing research on some swell presents. The problem is that as soon as I search for something on the Internet, Google and FaceBook start posting ads with the exact items I’ve been researching. I realize that Google and FaceBook need to make a buck, but Santa is going to be pissed when he finds out that the secret is out!
Common guys! Use your technology for good! Show us ads for Goats in 3rd world countries or a new well for a community that has no access to clean water! I you ask me, you are being EVIL.
In the meantime I’m covering my tracks with searches for Buckets of Steam and Sky Hooks.